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The Boring Way Algorithm

  • Nootropic-enhanced formula
  • Precision-engineered caffeine release
  • Neural network flavor optimization

class BoringWay:
    def __init__(self):
        self.caffeine = 200  # mg
        self.nootropics = ['L-Theanine', 'Alpha-GPC']
        self.flavor = 'Black Brew'
    def brew(self):
        return f"Compiling {self.flavor}..."
    def consume(self):
        print("Initiating productivity subroutines...")
        print("Neural pathways optimized.")
        print("Ready to code.")
bb = BoringWay()
bb.brew()
bb.consume()

                    

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