The Boring Way Algorithm
- Nootropic-enhanced formula
- Precision-engineered caffeine release
- Neural network flavor optimization
class BoringWay:
def __init__(self):
self.caffeine = 200 # mg
self.nootropics = ['L-Theanine', 'Alpha-GPC']
self.flavor = 'Black Brew'
def brew(self):
return f"Compiling {self.flavor}..."
def consume(self):
print("Initiating productivity subroutines...")
print("Neural pathways optimized.")
print("Ready to code.")
bb = BoringWay()
bb.brew()
bb.consume()
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